Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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