Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my being single is dangerous.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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