there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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