I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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