why didn't you poke me back
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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