She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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