belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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