just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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