so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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