Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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