Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Randomize
