So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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