She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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