i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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