I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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