i was rollin on her like bob the builder
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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