doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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