ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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