i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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