thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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