somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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