He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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