the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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