I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I love having hate sex.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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