yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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