Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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