You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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