I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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