just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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