The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
