she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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