Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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