I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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