If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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