Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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