did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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