He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
