doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I did not marry a roomba.
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