One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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