I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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