i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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