guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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