sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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