You work out of a Hotel?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it's like iHOP with fire
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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