he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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