Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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