She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Your penis caused this!
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