i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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