So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
whose parrot is this?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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