the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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